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"I'm losing my shit"

Doctor: Maybe you shouldn't have eaten so many tacos on Tuesday

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1. What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip!

2. Q: What is the best song to play in a glory hole?

Another prick in the wall

3. Seems like Robert Prevost...

...won the Popeular vote.

4. I asked my doctor, "So just how bad is my halitosis?"

"Pretty fucking bad," he replied, hanging up the phone.

5. The other day I was walking and saw a neat looking green pebble, but when I bent to pick it up I was disappointed...

Turned out to be a sham rock

6. I’m currently unemployed. I couldn’t work for my boss after what he said

He said “You’re fired”.

7. My talking tree would not shut up so I had to cut it down

It had to DIAlogue

8. Little Timmy

Little Timmy and his old man were out buying a Christmas tree when Timmy said… “Are you going to put that up yourself Dad?” His Dad replied “no, I’m going to put it up in the lounge room Timmy”.

9. What did the doctor say to the guy who thought he was a wigwam one day and a tepee the next?

You are just too tense

10. A woman reads in a magazine that milk baths are good for your skin....

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